So, you’re thinking about going to Egypt? Cool. I was in your shoes not long ago, Googling things like “how not to get scammed on a camel ride” and “is tipping optional in Egypt?” Spoiler alert: tipping is never optional. But more on that later. I’m here to give you the real-deal, unvarnished truth about what it’s like to visit this iconic, chaotic, fascinating country.
Picture this: I’m standing in the middle of Cairo traffic, a swirling mass of honking cars, mopeds, and donkey carts, gripping a water bottle like it’s my last hope. It’s hot—like, “Did someone turn the sun up?” hot—and there are no traffic lights in sight. I’m trying to cross the street, but the traffic has no chill. It could have been me, but luckily I was with Viking and their buses picked us up right outside our hotel and we avoided having to dodge any traffic.
I’m very glad I had signed up for a Viking Cruise in Egypt as it helped me feel safe as during my first time in Egypt.
1.Tipping is a National Pastime
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These vendors came up beside our ship to try and sell us scarves. Not only does everyone expect a tip but they are really pushy sales people.
Here’s the thing about Egypt: everybody wants a tip. Like, everybody. That guy who helped you find the bathroom you were literally standing next to? Tip. The woman who handed you a napkin in the Cairo Airport bathroom? Tip. The dude whose camel you rode for five minutes and whose camel gave you a side-eye the whole time? Big tip.
At first, I thought I was being scammed. But no, tipping is genuinely a way of life here, and it’s how a lot of folks make their living. The good news is that it doesn’t have to be much—50 Egyptian pounds is like $1 USD, so you’re not breaking the bank. Just keep small bills handy and get used to the phrase “baksheesh” because you’re gonna hear it a lot.
2. Alcohol? Meh. Don’t Expect a Buzz
If you’re imagining yourself sipping a cold beer while gazing at the Pyramids, adjust those expectations. Egypt isn’t big on alcohol (it’s a predominantly Muslim country, after all). The alcohol is weak, and the mixers are usually an afterthought. Many restaurants don’t even serve alcohol, but if you want something decent stick to wine or beer. If you want a good drink, your best bet on your cruise ship – thanks again Viking!
But honestly, with so much history and culture to soak up, you might find you don’t miss it.
3. About Those Camel Rides…
Let’s be real: the idea of riding a camel past the pyramids sounds epic. You picture yourself looking like a modern-day Lawrence of Arabia, majestic and windswept. The reality? Less majestic, more mildly uncomfortable tourist shuffle.
Here’s the deal: the rides are often short, like 10–15 minutes max. But honestly, that’s all your really want. It was a bucket list item to do this, but I wouldn’t have wanted to be on the camel any longer. Now I can say that I rode a camel in Egypt among the pyramids. The camels are adorable, though, with big lashes. Don’t expect a National Geographic moment—this is more about the Instagram pic.
Oh, and negotiate the price before you get on the camel. Otherwise, you’ll end up paying enough to fund that camel’s retirement. Luckily our Viking guide did all the negotiating for us.
4. Cairo Is a Vibe—But there’s more to Egypt
Let’s talk about Cairo. It’s chaotic, it’s vibrant, it’s historic- we enjoyed our time there, but there is lots more to see in Egypt!
Honestly? Spend a day or two in Cairo to hit the big landmarks—the Pyramids, the Egyptian Museum, maybe Khan el-Khalili market—but then get out. Egypt has so much more to offer beyond the smog and grit. Luxor, Aswan, and the Sinai Peninsula? That’s where the magic happens. Doing a Nile cruise that coordinates stops along the way, is the way to enjoy your time in Egypt.
King Tut’s Tomb: Cool, but Not the Most Impressive
If you’re visiting the Valley of the Kings (and you should), don’t get too hyped about King Tut’s tomb. Sure, it’s iconic because of the boy king’s fame, but the tomb itself is pretty plain compared to the others. Ramses V/VI? Now that’s a tomb. The artwork is breathtaking—vivid colors and intricate carvings that make you feel like you’ve time-traveled. Words can’t really describe the history all around you!
Note: you’ll need a separate ticket to visit King Tut’s tomb. But hey, how often do you get to say you’ve stood in King Tut’s final resting place?
Traffic Lights? Crosswalks? Nah, Good Luck
Egyptian traffic doesn’t follow rules—it follows vibes. There are no lanes, no stoplights, and certainly no crosswalks. Crossing the street feels like a real-life game of Frogger. You just walk slowly and hope the cars go around you. (Pro tip: find a local and stick close. If they’re crossing, it’s probably safe. Probably.). It was fascinating watching the locals and other drivers weave through the streets from the security of our Viking bus. They somehow turn 2 lanes of traffic into 3.
It’s nerve-wracking at first, but by day three, I was practically a pro. I’d give drivers a confident wave, step into the madness, and mutter a quick prayer.
English Is Common—But Not Always Easy to Understand
Good news: many Egyptians speak English. Bad news: it might not be the kind you’re used to. I had a few moments where I was convinced some of the Egyptians we met were speaking a completely different language. Thick accents, cultural slang, and rapid-fire delivery made communication feel like a high-stakes guessing game.
One time, I asked a shopkeeper if they accepted credit cards. He nodded enthusiastically, said something that sounded like “Yes, yes, no problem!” and then pointed me to an ATM. Turns out, “no problem” meant no, we don’t take cards, but here’s how you can get cash. Got it.
Luckily for us, our Viking guides were able to intervene communicate when necessary. We even had security with us everywhere, so we felt super safe.
Morning Prayer Calls Start Early (and Loud)
If you’re staying in a smaller city like Esna, prepare for the morning prayer call. It’s beautiful, haunting, and starts at approximately 4 a.m.
The call to prayer lasts about 30-40 minutes, and while it’s an incredible cultural experience, it can be jarring if you’re not ready for it. Pack earplugs if you’re a light sleeper. Or just embrace it and use the time to reflect on the fact that you’re in freaking Egypt.
Currency Conversion? Don’t Sweat It.
Here’s some good news: you don’t have to convert your dollars to Egyptian pounds. Most vendors and guides are happy to accept USD, though you’ll get a better deal if you pay in local currency.
If you do convert, remember that 50 Egyptian pounds equals about $1 USD. It’s a handy rule of thumb when you’re haggling for souvenirs or, you know, tipping everyone you meet.
Final Thoughts
I have ALWAYS wanted to visit this mystical country with such an incredible mysterious past. Egypt is wild, beautiful, and unforgettable—but it’s not a smooth ride. The vendors can be relentlessly irritating but there were also moments of awe that took my breath away. Like the first time I saw the Pyramids, or the way the Nile sparkled at sunset.
Would I do it all over again? Absolutely. But now I know what I’m in for—and so do you. I can’t tell you the sense of safety and peace of mind I had knowing the Viking had me covered for this Nile trip.
So pack your sense of adventure (and a lot of small bills), and get ready for a trip you’ll never forget. You can book your Nile cruise here. And remember, when someone asks for baksheesh, just smile, hand over a 50, and say, “Shukran.” You’ll fit right in.
